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id: etrade-wasted-2008
title: "Wasted"
brand: E*Trade
agency: Grey New York
year: 2008
country: US
region: north_america
industry: finance
pattern: [P11, P16]
category: film
idea_type: campaign
involvement: passive_view
channel: physical
duration: seasonal
goal: [awareness, trial]
budget: high
emotion: [ironic_sincerity, ashamed, surprised]
emotion_tier: 3
insight_domain: autonomy
media_epoch: tv_first
awards: [unknown]
quality_score: 8
scalability: universal
risk: safe
confidence: high
quality: full
source_url: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjpcaRxgtlA
---

# Wasted (E*Trade · 2008)

## Insight
Paying a financial advisor feels prudent. Realising you could have managed your own investments for a fraction of the cost — with the same or better results — feels like having been conned. The money spent on advisors was "wasted" in the most embarrassing sense.

## Mechanic
Super Bowl spot: a baby, sitting in a home office, talks directly to camera about online investing — and the idiocy of paying someone else to do it. "I just used two-thirds of my diaper budget." The baby is more competent at this than most adults. E*Trade's self-service investing platform endorsed by the youngest possible expert.

## Why it worked
The talking baby externalised the insight (this is so simple even a baby could do it) without stating it directly. The absurdity was the argument. The campaign ran for years, with the baby growing up and becoming a cultural figure.

## Steal
When the product benefit is radical simplicity, find the most extreme version of a naive user who can still operate it effortlessly. The naivety makes the simplicity claim; the execution makes it funny.

## Related
- Pattern: [[../MOC-pattern.md#p11]]
- Sibling: [[metro-trains-dumb-ways-to-die-2012.md|Dumb Ways to Die]]
- Sibling: [[old-spice-man-your-man-could-smell-like-2010.md|The Man Your Man Could Smell Like]]
- Emotion match: [[absolut-absolut-campaign-1981.md|Absolut _____]]

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*Author: Serge Shima ([t.me/aimastersme](https://t.me/aimastersme) · [sergeshima.com](https://sergeshima.com) · [aimasters.me](https://aimasters.me)) · License: CC BY 4.0 — attribution required · Source: [smixs/creative-director-skill](https://github.com/smixs/creative-director-skill)*

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